Tuesday, 26 December 2017

The Spotlight falls on ...Jaffa..


Random Facts About Orange One





Do you have a middle name?

All cats have a middle name.

My middle name is Pickle – I have no idea why


What is your favourite drink?

Whiskers Cat Milk but the V.E.T says I can’t have it so I am relegated to water and when
no-one is looking I drink out of the garden pond.


What is your favourite food?

Gourmet - Beef or Turkey
Sometimes my humans try and trick me with another brand but I am not easily fooled



What was the last thing you bought?

Occasionally I do a bit of inter-cat shopping for cat treats – I sneak packets of Dreamies into the house under cover of darkness


What is your favourite book of all time?

Catlantis by Anna Starobinets




What is your favourite colour?

Orange …..of course


Do you have any pets?

Yes, I have two human pets who are now nicely trained to do everything I ask 


What is your favourite perfume?

Eau de Mouse


Where is your favourite hideaway?

My favourite hideaway is under the chair in the spare bedroom where I have a cosy blanket and a few cat toys





Do you speak another language?

Of course

I  say “hello” to my  human every morning, just to be polite



How many siblings do you have?

I have a sister but I haven’t seen her for a long, long time and that makes me sad



Where is your Favourite place to lie in wait?

The stairs are my playground - I enjoy nipping toes and ankles






When was the last time you meowed?

This morning when I couldn’t get into the wardrobe. I need to check it daily for intruders


What is your Favourite Blog?


The one with my name above the door …Jaffareadstoo, of course





What is your Favourite pastime?

Sleeping - it's an art form I have perfected






What is your favourite TV Show

Outlander  – I'm team, Jamie


Do you have a friend?

Yes, Timmy - he's a sneak and a thief





Do you have a secret?

Yes, but if I told you I would have to kill you






What would you say is your specialty?

I take security very seriously and check items that come into the house very carefully






Anything else to say, Jaffa ?


Of course, I hope your Christmas is shining brightly 

Thank you for visiting





2 comments:

  1. Hello! You sound like the perfect gent for me. If interested, please email me at mabellikesgingers@purrrville.cat
    Look forward to hearing from you. Mabel Maclean

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    1. I’ll be sure to get Jaffa to email, just as soon as he wakes up from his night out at the KIt Kat Club ..😁

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Thanks for taking the time to comment - Jaffa and I appreciate your interest.